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Hi, sweetie.

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Hello.

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How's my beautiful wife doing?

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Hi. What are you doing home so early?

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Oh, I finished up at the office early
today.

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Okay. What are you doing?

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What do you mean, what am I doing?

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Excited to be home early or what?

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I am.

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I was just getting some housework done.

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Okay. Putting things away in the
laundry.

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Oh, my gosh.

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You always disrespect me when I work.

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It's comfortable.

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Don't be too loud, all right?

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What? Don't be too loud. Archie's still
home.

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He's in his room, though, right? Mm
-hmm.

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But I know how you are sometimes.

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All that breathing you do.

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Yeah.

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This is a problem.

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Yeah, I know.

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Listen, you... You've talked to him,
right? I mean... Yeah, I've talked to

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bunch. I'm the one who's jerking off all
the time.

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Jesus Christ.

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You need to... I think you should sit
down with him.

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Me? Yeah.

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Like, I don't know, maybe you can kind
of see what's going... He doesn't talk

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me.

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Just, you know, tomorrow or something,
just try to talk to him.

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Maybe you can do something better than
this.

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You and I have to have a talk, all
right?

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Okay.

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You walked in on your dad and I
yesterday.

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This is what, like two or three times
now?

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And I know your dad's had a conversation
with you about it.

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What's going on? Talk to me.

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It's just, I'm just getting these
erections, and I just can't

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help it. I'm just horny all the time,
you know?

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Well, listen, that's...

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It's typical of your age, but, you know,
we're your parents. I'm your mom. You

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can't. It's not appropriate for you to
be doing that kind of thing. You got it?

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Listen, this is not acceptable.

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What now?

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I get them so many times a day, and I
just really don't know what to do.

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They just won't stop.

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Connie, I can't help you with that.

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That's not my place.

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I mean, don't you have a girlfriend or
something?

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No, but I just, I was just really trying
to, you know, make it so that that urge

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goes away. It just, it's really
bothering me.

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Yeah, clearly you're making it so that
urge goes away. I mean, your father and

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have caught you countless times
masturbating and then watching us having

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It's really not appropriate, okay?

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Okay, it's just, I don't know what to
do.

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What can I do?

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Honey.

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What can you do?

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It's just... I don't... Look at you.

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Even right now... Sweetheart.

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There's just certain things that mothers
and sons can't do. And there's certain

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things that you sh... She just shouldn't
be involved in, right? I know, but it's

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just like even now, I can't... It's
become a problem. I can't help it.

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Archie, don't touch it yourself.

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I can't. It's just the urge won't go
away.

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I don't even know what to say to you
anymore. This is so frustrating.

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Archie! It's just... Jesus!

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Mom, you have to understand. It's
just... It's all day. I don't know what

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Take your hands out of your pants.

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That's what you gotta do. Exercise some
self -control. I can't help it.

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Look, seriously?

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Well... Well what?

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I just... I don't know what to do.

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You seem like you're doing it right now.

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I just... It won't go away. What should
I do?

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Stop touching it. That's what you should
do.

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But the urge, it's still... It's still
there.

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Arthur.

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Put that away.

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But, Mom, I... I can't... I can't stop.

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When did that get so big?

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I mean, maybe, Mom. You've got to put
this away. Mom, maybe

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if you help me out, it'll stop.

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Archie, we've got to put this away.

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Mom, please.

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I really think if you maybe help me out
a little bit, it would really go away.

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Thank you.

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That sounds okay to me, right?

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But I think it's really helping.

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Tell your dad about this.

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Yes, ma 'am.

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Stop making noises, my son. Sorry,
sorry.

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Uh, hi, honey, I'm home.

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Hi. You guys having a nice little talk?

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We were, yeah.

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With your, our son's dick in your mouth?

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Are you kidding me?

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What is this?

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I thought, I don't know if I'll have to
try.

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I thought it might help.

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You don't have to try, so I'm just
gonna, I'm just gonna suck Archie's

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I mean, it was working.

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And it doesn't look like you were hating
it either.

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What are you talking about?

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Your cocks on your pants. Oh, shit.

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Uh... Uh -huh.

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Okay, I'm going to watch you for a
second. You still shouldn't... You what?

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I'm going to watch you guys for a
minute, okay? I'm sorry.

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He's still touching it.

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That's what our son does. He touches his
dick all the time.

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Archie, stop touching your dick.

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I can't help it.

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You were doing great.

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Now I know where he gets it from.

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Well, God damn it.

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You still shouldn't have done that.

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Over the line, okay?

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Isn't it?

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I told you.

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I wanted to try something else.

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And besides,

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it's kind of nice.

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So what?

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Try this and... Archie, don't tell
anybody about that.

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Of course not.

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It's better work.

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I didn't really think it was really
helping out.

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Or something.

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How's it feeling?

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It feels great.

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Look at you. You talk about him jerking
off all the time, but you can't keep

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your hands off of it. Well, I'm already
here, so, right? I mean, we might as

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well just do this as a family. I mean,
we're already doing it.

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I mean, because you obviously don't have
any better ideas.

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I think you liked my idea.

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Okay, I liked it.

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I'm okay with it.

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You know, just creative parenting, I
guess, right?

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Archie, if Mommy sits on you, if Mommy
puts you inside her, are you going to

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stop touching yourself?

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Yeah, I think that would really help. Do
you promise?

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Yeah, I promise.

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Touch mommy's titties, baby. Go ahead.

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Grab them.

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I think it's working, right?

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Good job, son.

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Make sure you don't come and slide your
motor, right?

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Yes, sir.

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Don't come and say so.

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and he put him on his own.

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That was good, right?

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That was good.

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I'm feeling a lot better. A little
better? Yeah. That's good. Okay.

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Just let's not... Don't tell anybody
about this. All right.

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All right. Just go to your room, okay?

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Okay. I think we did the right thing,
right?

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Creative parenting.

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That's right.

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